Dear mister harley,
i know you can hear me... and i KNOW you understand ;) We need to work out a better sleeping arrangement. Like how about you sleep when i sleep!? Instead of getting up at 3a to do nascar laps around the island... Instead of crashing into things and making loud noises. I don't mind you doing your lil bird chatter in all the windows.. but walking across my forehead to get to them!? seriously!? Then... once I have to get up... you turn around and curl up on the end of my bed and have your morning nap!!
Let's try to work on this ok?